Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Kinder, Gentler Gangsta: Crack Pipe Meets Boob Tube

Rapper image rehabilitation continues apace this television season courtesy of Viacom. Adults and children alike can tune to VH1's Strange Love and thrill to the oddball romance between Brigitte Nielsen and the lovable joker Flavor Flav. No word on when Flav's three children will visit the set to meet their "new mom," but you know hilarity will ensue when they do.

Then, on Sunday evening, settle down with the kids to enjoy Romeo on Viacom's Nickleodeon. It's all in the family on Nick: real-life dad Master P play's Romeo's dad. The kids have a band in the garage, so look out for a singalong of dad's classics "Dope, Pussy and Money" or "**** a Bitch 'Cause I'm Paid." I've got to admit, sometimes it's like looking into a mirror -- that must be why Michael Davis of TV Guide said, "Now, in the age of...Romeo, TV more resembles the world kids know when the set's off."

And don't miss Are We There Yet? from Columbia Pictures, now in theaters and featuring the ultra-cuddly Ice Cube, ex of Niggaz With Attitude ("**** tha Police") and a critically acclaimed solo artist ("AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted," "Get Off My D*** and Tell Yo B**** to Come Here").

Coming in 2010: Animal Planet presents America's Fluffiest Kittens, Bitch with your host, Eminem. Don't miss it, ho, or I'll pop a cap in yo ass!

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin adds Snoop Dogg to the list of rap makeovers.

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