This Orifice Never Closes
NARAL's latest PR stunt: request chastity belts from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Kathryn Jean Lopez rightly calls this bit "childish," but the text of NARAL's form letter itself says so much more:
That's right...until you give us real choices (real, meaning "that we like"). Yes, some clown elected to a term in Pennsylvania's state house is responsible for giving you the choice to protect your "reproductive health." Oh yeah, and rush. 'Cause I may need that chastity belt at any minute, and I can't control myself. (Damnit, why do sex shops in Pennsylvania close so early?)
I think the state should respond...by sending each requestor, via overnight courier, a leather belt, a padlock, and a government-sized bill for same -- say, $600.
Or, do what the rest of us have to do...buy our own damned chastity belts from a fetishwear shop. Stormy Leather has a nice model for $130:
UPDATE: More of the same begging here. Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight ... and an RU86 before noon. And put it on my tab.
"Until you give us real choices, please rush me the only thing that the Pennsylvania State Legislature seems to want to provide to protect my reproductive health: a chastity belt. My address appears below," the letter reads.
NARAL spokesman David Seldin said his group is "trying to be more creative in the way in which we communicate and reach out, particularly to younger people."
That's right...until you give us real choices (real, meaning "that we like"). Yes, some clown elected to a term in Pennsylvania's state house is responsible for giving you the choice to protect your "reproductive health." Oh yeah, and rush. 'Cause I may need that chastity belt at any minute, and I can't control myself. (Damnit, why do sex shops in Pennsylvania close so early?)
I think the state should respond...by sending each requestor, via overnight courier, a leather belt, a padlock, and a government-sized bill for same -- say, $600.
Or, do what the rest of us have to do...buy our own damned chastity belts from a fetishwear shop. Stormy Leather has a nice model for $130:
One of the most fantasized about and reqeusted items is the chastity belt. Tempt and tease, or secure with the wrap-around zipper. Two-way zipper can be accessed from front or back, and a lock can be added to secure it.Not to mention it's recommended by your friends at NARAL for reproductive health. Bonus!
UPDATE: More of the same begging here. Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight ... and an RU86 before noon. And put it on my tab.
posted by Saint Kansas at 11:24 AM
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