Friday, February 25, 2005

Advice for Jail Bait

A Planned Parenthood Fantasia

Ohio Attorney General Jim Petro
State Office Tower 30 E. Broad Street 17th Floor
Columbus, OH 43215-3428

Dear Mr. Petro:

Hi. My name is Julie and I'm 14. My friends all say I could, like, totally pass for 16 if I put my hair back and could drive and stuff. Anyway, I'm like totally into this guy who's like, well, 22. I mean, he's not old like you are ... he's into, like, mature stuff like Wilco and his job and he has a really hot car. Not like a Camaro hot but not a minivan either. You don't drive a minivan, do you?

Anyway, I was on this site, Teenwire, and they had, like, this really good advice. See, this guy I'm into likes the blowjobs and all, but I thought for our two-month anniversary I'd, like, you know, do it with him? But this site said I should check with you to see if you'd have a problem with that. I mean, it's my body and all and I need you to respect that. What do you do anyway? Are you, like, a cop or something?

Thanks for reading and thanks for treating me like a grownup. You know, you're kinda not totally bad looking for an old guy.

Peace,

Julie
Boardman, Ohio


P.S. Keep Abortion Legal!!!

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