Hello?

Why the hell didn't anyone tell me that U.S. music star Lionel Richie received a Mountain Crystal "Symbol of Unity and Diversity" award (aka "the big ass rock o' crack") at a plenary session of the World Economic Forum in Davos on January 28?

Like so many music fans worldwide, I too felt united with all my human brothers and sisters in hating that frigging "Dancing On the Ceiling" video. Did that suck or what?