Shame on You, Mr. Jobs

So my buddy writes to let me know it's only/already been 10 years since he picked up a shiny new Apple Performa, fired up the modem, and signed up with Apple's doomed online community, "eWorld." (Yes, it was "e" before "i" at Apple Computer.)

Which gave me a great idea for a documentary. I dress up in a ballcap and flasher's overcoat and have a cameraman follow me around the abandoned ruins of eWorld, trying to secure an interview with Steve Jobs, who pulled up stakes and left the whole cybercommunity to die in the name of profit.

Actually that's a stupid idea. Just give me the Oscar now and we'll split whatever the film would have cost.