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Honestly, I'm an ambitious guy. I wake up every morning ready to rock. Problem is, my job is not to rock, but to sit in a cubicle and fix other people's mistakes. Were there an office rock emergency, though, I'd be ready.

Remember when Homer Simpson wrote his suicide note on a sheet of "Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today" notepaper? Well, here are the dumb things I need to (1) do, (2) abandon, or (3) foist on someone else. Feel free to prioritize this list for me. (My wife already has, and this is not in her preferred order).

1. Come up with some new posts (aside from this one).
2. Find a job and relocate to Florida for the sake of the missus' health.
3. Finish recording the EP I started in 1994.
4. Remix New Order's "Jetstream."
5. Redesign this website.
6. Create Online Atrocity Viewer (a Flash-based mashup of torture and beheading videos with photos of the shiny happy people on sorryeverybody.com).
7. Clean the house.
8. Shoot and edit a video for an electo cover of Huey Lewis' "Heart of Rock and Roll."
9. Write bestselling book.
10. Install OS Commerce e-commerce system, and then think of something to sell.
11. Cash a big fat reality check and get back to work.