Discount Dream Analysis for Dummies, Chapter 1

Two nights ago, patient dreamed he was back in his home town (the reason for this is unknown), walking westbound alongside road bordered by abandoned industrial buildings. Leg numb and battling high winds, patient decides to double back to building where he has parked his car. Upon returning to parked car, car has transmogrified into a wheelchair. Patient, now limping, folds wheelchair and carries it alongside same road. Patient finds bus stop in abandoned alley piled with litter -- so much that he has to climb pile of compacted garbage (with leg only semifunctional) to reach bus stop. (Patient reports that his right leg was numb upon awakening, indicating influence of biofeedback on dream state.)

Last night, patient again dreams of returning to his home town, and is now driving up a steep back road entrance to his high school. Suddenly the road is coated with ice, and patient struggles to reach summit. Upon reaching the school parking lot, patient turns onto exit road, which again is steep and icy. Patient tries to regain control by steering into grass alongside road. Car, possibly abandoned, disappears, and patient slides out of control toward brick wall below.

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