We Will Rob You

Bombs and all, seeing all the footage of London on TV this week really makes me wish I were there. I'd love to see "We Will Rock You" -- "a musical by Queen and Ben Elton [that] interweaves such Queen classics as "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Another One Bites the Dust," "We Will Rock You" and many more into a tongue-in-cheek story about the triumph of rock over global consumerism."

Can someone lend me $97 U.S. for a ticket?