Monday, October 03, 2005

That Explains So Much

Al Reuters reports today on the ills facing "progressives," especially those gatheringen masse:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Small amounts of a bacteria that causes "rabbit fever" were found on Washington's National Mall last weekend as thousands of protesters marched against the Iraq War, U.S. health authorities said on Saturday.

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Symptoms of the disease, which an infected person would have begun experiencing no earlier than on Monday, include...progressive weakness.


Do you find yourself compelled to apologize to the world? Do you want to bring home soliders who are fighting abroad to protect your freedom? Do you wish to appease Islamists who want you dead? Ask your doctor if you may have Progressive Weakness.

1 Comments:

Joel said...

ROFLMAO

2:01 AM  

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