This Photo Was Retouched

Editor's note: The photo of Donald Rumsfeld that originally accompanied this story was altered in a manner that did not meet SAINT KANSAS's editorial standards. The photo has been replaced by a properly adjusted copy. Photos published online are routinely cropped for size and adjusted for brightness and sharpness to optimize their appearance. In this case, after sharpening the photo for clarity, the editor brightened a portion of Rumsfeld's face, giving his eyes an unnatural demonic glow, as well as suggesting he wields the ability to shoot bolts of energy from his fingers. This resulted in a distortion of the original not in keeping with our editorial standards.