We're Number 2!

The "nation's report card" is out, and Cleveland public schools rank second only to Washington D.C. as the lowest-scoring.

You know, second. That's the number two. You know, if you held up your trigger finger and the finger you use to flip people off.

"This is incredibly misleading," schools CEO Barbara Byrd-Bennett said. Byrd-Bennett promised to work harder to ensure Cleveland schools are in first place in next year's rankings, regardless of the expense. Look out D.C.!