Global Warming News
True story: the earth's temperature rose enough yesterday that it uncovered the tip of some lost object in my driveway.
An expedition with my children revealed that it was indeed my Wall Street Journal from February 13, lost in the Valentine's Day Blizzard of '06.
Forunately, the paper's environmentally unfriendly plastic bag, coupled with the icy tomb surrounding it, perfectly preserved this document of an earlier and more simpler time. I'll report any findings in a press conference later this week.
An expedition with my children revealed that it was indeed my Wall Street Journal from February 13, lost in the Valentine's Day Blizzard of '06.
Forunately, the paper's environmentally unfriendly plastic bag, coupled with the icy tomb surrounding it, perfectly preserved this document of an earlier and more simpler time. I'll report any findings in a press conference later this week.
1 Comments:
Two winters ago when we had all that snow, we found some very interesting stuff when the snow melted, including some neighbor's boogie board.(!) It gets very windy through our neighborhood.
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